No offense to those who like it but genuinely what is the Point. I’m talking about modern Halloween, it’s literally the most useless holiday ever. All Hallow’s Eve had such a cool concept and there was actually a purpose for it. Idk what tf the purpose of Halloween is. Like YAS QUEEN. Let’s dress up and knock on people’s doors and become obese. Let’s spike thr global obesity rates. It’s gonna be SO FUN. Are you fucking with me rn. This is pointless. Get off of my door step.
The only reason I get excited for Halloween (semi-excited?) is the costumes. Idk how to explain iy but the costumes are the worst and the best part of Halloween. Like my dawg Please. What the fuck are you wearing. You look more retarded than I am. But at the same time I’m like Awwwwwww look at you you’re so cute in your little costume. You’re soo cute and you’re soooo adorable but you look so fuckin retarded. I just wanna make your nipples erect by licking my slobbery tongue all over them <333333
But happy Halloween to those who celebrate I guess
The only reason I get excited for Halloween (semi-excited?) is the costumes. Idk how to explain iy but the costumes are the worst and the best part of Halloween. Like my dawg Please. What the fuck are you wearing. You look more retarded than I am. But at the same time I’m like Awwwwwww look at you you’re so cute in your little costume. You’re soo cute and you’re soooo adorable but you look so fuckin retarded. I just wanna make your nipples erect by licking my slobbery tongue all over them <333333
But happy Halloween to those who celebrate I guess
