Serious How the FUCK do I get the slay

[Jaguarshot563]

How the heck do I get a slay. I’ve never slayed in my life and I need to slay before I fucking explode cuz I’m getting so horny and I don’t like porn.

There are two girls who I know like me and I’d genuinely fuck them for hours straight but how the fuck do I actually get to the point where they pull my pants off?

One of em is my sisters friend and she comes to my house often just to see me but I lowkey get scared so I lock myself in my room and play fifa how do I avoid that? Even if I face her in person how do I move from there cuz like everyone is in the house? I know she likes me cuz she told my sister and also texts me hella. She’s like a mtb and afaik she never been fucked or had a bf?

Then there’s another who’s been my family friend since I was like 2 but since we the same age we both got really horny and I know for sure she likes me. Last time I saw her we all played hide and seek and she came into the room I was and turned the lights off and tackled me with her legs I literally could’ve licked it and I was so fucking close to fucking but I pussied out and turned the lights on and pretended I didn’t notice. She’s also a mtb and had a bf before but she hasn’t fucked I think.

GIVE ME FUCKING ADVICE PLEASE. I also can’t leave the house without my parents knowing cuz they have a whole ass security system like we protecting the president?

I feel there’s almost no point to posting this but genuinely help me out. I’m 16 and never had a slay and you don’t understand how desperate I am I would fuck a land whale but I have enough self respect for that.

 

[Jaguarshot563]

Don’t be a bitch and say dnr

 

[ethan]

you have to get comfertable just talking and being around girls. you cant go from being scared in your room playing fifa to instantly getting a slay. it takes time and practice to feel confertable around them. start talking to random girls in public. not even trying to go on a date or slay. just start talking to them

 

[Jaguarshot563]

you have to get comfertable just talking and being around girls. you cant go from being scared in your room playing fifa to instantly getting a slay. it takes time and practice to feel confertable around them. start talking to random girls in public. not even trying to go on a date or slay. just start talking to them

Yeah Im lowkey a tard. Idk how I expected a slay without knowing how to talk but thanks cuz I need practice talking to them.

 

[looks]

Trust me brah, girls are low-key just as horny as men are. You'll probably even slay if you just ask(don't) . What I do is when it out partying like try going to one where she's at too. Than ask on of you're buddy's if they can cover for you and just say at hers ( or when good friend at his) or even in some random room if accessible. Ah and make sure you take them wwb cock bombs for getting hard. Unless you're dad has sadalafil and you know where it's at

 

[Jaguarshot563]

Trust me brah, girls are low-key just as horny as men are. You'll probably even slay if you just ask(don't) . What I do is when it out partying like try going to one where she's at too. Than ask on of you're buddy's if they can cover for you and just say at hers ( or when good friend at his) or even in some random room if accessible. Ah and make sure you take them wwb cock bombs for getting hard. Unless you're dad has sadalafil and you know where it's at

Oh party’s lowkey seem like a strat. I ain’t been to a party before so uh prolly should go. Good advice though (especially the cock bomb stuff).

 

[looks]

Oh party’s lowkey seem like a strat. I ain’t been to a party before so uh prolly should go. Good advice though (especially the cock bomb stuff).

Trust me it's such a big difference of you're hard on it than just regular. And definitely go to party's you're 16 I'm 15 and been playing multiple times all of them at party's this year

 

[Jaguarshot563]

Trust me it's such a big difference of you're hard on it than just regular. And definitely go to party's you're 16 I'm 15 and been playing multiple times all of them at party's this year

thanks for the strat bro, ima attend em and use the dick hardener secret. Youngling giving unc advice on how to slay fr but yk advice is advice and ts sounds solid.