Hey niggas!
Disclaimer I am really serious about not entering this thread if you are sui
Disclaimer I am really serious about not entering this thread if you are sui
I am super serious nigga, this is just me bragging
Are you sure, lowkey this is not even a funny post?
And you are absolutely sure you are ready??? 
Okay okay... here you go then
Just decided I would give you one more chance to leave if you wanted but this really is it, so be warned. Narcy ass thread. 
So, to begin this story I will start with a chronological story of slays and any notable mentions of occurances that happened during.
1) Some Thai escort. She was really nice ass and tits, but the tits were fake and felt shit. Not like really tits. Good fuck all in all.
2) Another Thai esort, she looked nothing like her profile picture, I was not happy. Finished the slay but was left unsatisfied so called up another one.
3) Brazilian Escort. She looked abit worse for wear than her profile, but had a great ass and good tits, but they were fake too
since she was my second slay that day, I didn't finish.
4) Some catfish chick from Hinge. I basically agree to fuck over Hinge, I travel 1 hour after work to get to her place, and she is the girl in the profile, just fatter. I am horny by this point and on a shit ton of viagra and caffeine so I fuck her nonestop for 5 hours and then go home at like 4am in the morning JFL. Ain't no way I wanted to spend any time with her post fucking.
5) Chinese exchange student. Best fuck of the year, she had a great ass, small tits. Pussy tight as fuck tho. Fucked her twice and got some pretty decent head. She kisses weird asf tho.. stayed the night anyway, will be meeting up again.
I have a few other girls in the pipeline from hinge (I pay for premium so I can mega scroll and get some semi decent matches. Long term goal is to find a LTR but I will take a slay where I can find one JFL)
Anyways, that is the thread for now. The year is off to a pretty shit start, I need more high quality slays tbh
1) Some Thai escort. She was really nice ass and tits, but the tits were fake and felt shit. Not like really tits. Good fuck all in all.
2) Another Thai esort, she looked nothing like her profile picture, I was not happy. Finished the slay but was left unsatisfied so called up another one.
3) Brazilian Escort. She looked abit worse for wear than her profile, but had a great ass and good tits, but they were fake too
since she was my second slay that day, I didn't finish.4) Some catfish chick from Hinge. I basically agree to fuck over Hinge, I travel 1 hour after work to get to her place, and she is the girl in the profile, just fatter. I am horny by this point and on a shit ton of viagra and caffeine so I fuck her nonestop for 5 hours and then go home at like 4am in the morning JFL. Ain't no way I wanted to spend any time with her post fucking.
5) Chinese exchange student. Best fuck of the year, she had a great ass, small tits. Pussy tight as fuck tho. Fucked her twice and got some pretty decent head. She kisses weird asf tho.. stayed the night anyway, will be meeting up again.
I have a few other girls in the pipeline from hinge (I pay for premium so I can mega scroll and get some semi decent matches. Long term goal is to find a LTR but I will take a slay where I can find one JFL)
Anyways, that is the thread for now. The year is off to a pretty shit start, I need more high quality slays tbh
